"Definitely Not On Drugs" Funny Oversized Clack Fan with Purple and Rainbow Alien Eye Design
Person holding the "Definitely Not On Drugs" Fan at a rave or festival
"Definitely Not On Drugs" Funny Oversized Clack Fan with Purple and Rainbow Alien Eye Design
"Definitely Not On Drugs" Funny Oversized Clack Fan with Purple and Rainbow Alien Eye Design
Person holding the "Definitely Not On Drugs" Fan at a rave or festival
"Definitely Not On Drugs" Funny Oversized Clack Fan with Purple and Rainbow Alien Eye Design

Definitely Not On Drugs Fan

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"Definitely Not On Drugs" Funny Oversized Clack Fan

We come in peace — but we also come to party. 🛸

The "Definitely Not On Drugs Fan" is a deluxe bamboo folding hand fan made for raves, circuit parties, and anyone who takes their fun very seriously (and their denials humorously). This fan is pure chaotic good: a purple backdrop meets a trippy, rainbow alien eye design, delivering airflow, laughter, and a sound that says, “I’m fine, officer.”

Built with high-quality bamboo ribs, this funny bamboo clack fan is light, durable, and ready to clack loud on the dance floor, at Pride, or anywhere you need to make a statement.

The Ultimate Party Accessory for:

  • Raves & Festivals: The perfect ice-breaker and cooling tool when things get heated.

  • Circuit Parties: A hilarious, instantly recognizable conversation starter.

  • Drag Brunches & Pride: For making a dramatic, tongue-in-cheek entrance.

  • The Clack: Engineered for a loud, impactful thwroop sound to command attention.

Key Fan Features:

  • Design: High-impact, multi-color text on a purple field with trippy alien eye graphics.

  • Statement: The iconic, cheeky phrase: "Definitely Not On Drugs"

  • Size: Oversized 13" X 24" for maximum cooling and visibility.

Because sometimes “no” really does mean yes to fabulous. 💫

All of our hand fans, with the exception of our Metallic Hand Fans, feature premium and durable eco-friendly bamboo, strong fade-resistant nylon fabric, and a metal rivet to ensure long-lasting use. Metallic hand fans are made with a PVC material.

Our oversized hand fans measure a generous 13 inches by 24 inches, offering the perfect size for vibrant Pride events, festivals, drag shows, and everyday cooling with style.

All bamboo hand fans from The Gay Fan Club are designed to deliver the signature loud clack or thrwroop sound when opened, making them perfect for energetic Pride events and celebrations. For the loudest and most impactful clack, opt for our nylon-and-bamboo fans, expertly crafted to amplify every snap with vibrant sound and style.

Orders placed before 5 PM Central Time typically ship the same day, Monday through Saturday.

Please note that USPS may not update tracking information until the next business day.

For complete details, please review The Gay Fan Club’s full Shipping Policy.

Política de reemplazo y garantía de satisfacción de 90 días de The Gay Fan Club

El Gay Fan Club cree en brindarle un abanico de bambú de calidad hecho de materiales ecológicos que dura clack tras clack. Nuestra GARANTÍA GAY DE 90 DÍAS le brinda una garantía de 90 días por cualquier defecto del ventilador. Diseñamos y creamos ventiladores de alta calidad que resistirán el paso del tiempo y le brindarán innumerables horas de disfrute.


Dentro de los 30 días , si no está satisfecho con su compra, puede cambiarlo por un nuevo ventilador o recibir un reembolso completo una vez que devuelva el ventilador y reciba una autorización de devolución enviando un correo electrónico a sales@thegayfanclub.com .

Dentro de los 90 días, si su ventilador se estropea debido al uso normal, lo cambiaremos sin costo alguno para usted por el mismo diseño. Envíe un correo electrónico a sales@thegayfanclub.com con tres fotografías que muestren el ventilador (una de cada lado y una del área dañada), junto con su número de pedido o minorista donde compró el ventilador, y le emitiremos una autorización de devolución. .

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