"Definitely Not On Drugs" Funny Oversized Clack Fan with Purple and Rainbow Alien Eye Design
Person holding the "Definitely Not On Drugs" Fan at a rave or festival
"Definitely Not On Drugs" Funny Oversized Clack Fan with Purple and Rainbow Alien Eye Design

Definitely Not On Drugs Fan

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"Definitely Not On Drugs" Funny Oversized Clack Fan

We come in peace โ€” but we also come to party. ๐Ÿ›ธ

The "Definitely Not On Drugs Fan" is a deluxe bamboo folding hand fan made for raves, circuit parties, and anyone who takes their fun very seriously (and their denials humorously). This fan is pure chaotic good: a purple backdrop meets a trippy, rainbow alien eye design, delivering airflow, laughter, and a sound that says, โ€œIโ€™m fine, officer.โ€

Built with high-quality bamboo ribs, this funny bamboo clack fan is light, durable, and ready to clack loud on the dance floor, at Pride, or anywhere you need to make a statement.

The Ultimate Party Accessory for:

  • Raves & Festivals: The perfect ice-breaker and cooling tool when things get heated.

  • Circuit Parties: A hilarious, instantly recognizable conversation starter.

  • Drag Brunches & Pride: For making a dramatic, tongue-in-cheek entrance.

  • The Clack: Engineered for a loud, impactful thwroop sound to command attention.

Key Fan Features:

  • Design: High-impact, multi-color text on a purple field with trippy alien eye graphics.

  • Statement: The iconic, cheeky phrase: "Definitely Not On Drugs"

  • Size: Oversized 13" X 24"ย for maximum cooling and visibility.

Because sometimes โ€œnoโ€ really does mean yes to fabulous. ๐Ÿ’ซ

All of our hand fans, with the exception of our Metallic Hand Fans, feature premium and durable eco-friendly bamboo, strong fade-resistant nylon fabric, and a metal rivet to ensure long-lasting use. Metallic hand fans are made with a PVC material.

Our oversized hand fans measure a generous 13 inches by 24 inches, offering the perfect size for vibrant Pride events, festivals, drag shows, and everyday cooling with style.

All bamboo hand fans from The Gay Fan Club are designed to deliver the signature loud clack or thrwroop sound when opened, making them perfect for energetic Pride events and celebrations. For the loudest and most impactful clack, opt for our nylon-and-bamboo fans, expertly crafted to amplify every snap with vibrant sound and style.

Orders placed before 5 PM Central Time typically ship the same day, Monday through Saturday.

Please note that USPS may not update tracking information until the next business day.

For complete details, please review The Gay Fan Clubโ€™s full Shipping Policy.

The Gay Fan Club 90 Day Gay Fan Satisfaction Guarantee and Replacement Policyย 

The Gay Fan Club believes in providing you with a quality bamboo fan made of eco-friendly materials that lasts clack after clack. Our 90 DAY GAY FAN GUARANTEE provides you a 90 day warranty for any fan defect.ย  We design and create high-quality fans that will stand the test of time and provide you countless hours of enjoyment.

Within 30 days, if you are dissatisfied with your purchase, you may exchange it for a new fan or receive a full refund once the fan is returned and you receive a return authorization by emailing sales@thegayfanclub.com

Within 90 days, if your fan breaks through normal use, we will exchange it at no cost to you for the same design. Send an email to sales@thegayfanclub.com with three photos showing the fan (one of each side and one of the damaged area), along with your order number or retailer that you purchased the fan from, and we will issue you a return authorization.ย 

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